NIGEL: We really can’t stay!
NICK: Nigel, it’s cold outside!
NIGEL: We’ve got to get away!
NICK: But Nigel, it’s cold outside!
NIGEL: The EU has been
NICK: We’d all be much better in!
NIGEL: So bad for us!
NICK: You UKIP types make such a fuss!
NIGEL: Romanians are planning invasions!
NICK: It’s just in your imaginations!
NIGEL: Bulgarians are on their way here!
NICK: Some therapy might help with that fear!
NIGEL: We’re safeguarding jobs and houses
NICK: I really think you’re all mouth and trousers!
NIGEL: So, we propose to padlock the door!
NICK: I don’t know what you’re worrying for!
NIGEL: The neighbours all stink!
NICK: Nigel, there’s wealth out there!
NIGEL: I feel like a drink!
NICK: There’s fine German beer out there!
NIGEL: I’m sure this is how
NICK: You sound a bit desperate now!
NIGEL: To win more seats!
NICK: Your party’s full of nuts and freaks.
NIGEL: We have to say “No, no, no!”, sir.
NICK: The union’s going to keep growing closer!
NIGEL: At least I have some national pride!
NICK: A wilderness awaits us outside!
NIGEL: We really can’t stay!
NICK: You don’t even turn up!!
NIGEL: (SIMULTANEOUSLY) It won’t be that cold outside!
NICK: (SIMULTANEOUSLY) Oh, but it’s cold outside!
NIGEL: This island is packed!
NICK: Your name doesn’t come from here!
NIGEL: We just have to act!
NICK: Your wife doesn’t come from here!
NIGEL: We’re making a stand!
NICK: You’re drinking another beer!
NIGEL: Why can’t you see?
NICK: We’ll lose our trade – where will we be?
NIGEL: The people want to make this decision!
NICK: They also want to win Eurovision!
NIGEL: We want the right to do things our way!
NICK: As long as you’re not married and gay!
NIGEL: We really can’t stay!
NICK: Why not move to Scotland?
NIGEL/NICK: Because it’s coooooold ooooooutsiiiiide!
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