Brain of Glass (To the tune of Heart of Glass and with apologies to Blondie)

Nigel Farage is a bit of an ass!

Think it’s because he’s got a brain of glass.

Racists and sexists, that’s all that he’s got!

Says that he’s different, but really he’s not!

UKIP don’t seem to have much of a heart!

Look at the breastfeeding fuss for a start!

It seems like they always have something to say.

But all of it’s crap.  Wish they’d go away.

All the time

Nigel’s in the pub and he’s just feeling fine,

Making out his life is just like yours or mine.

But he’s fooling no-one with his act, in fact

We know he’s full of crap

UKIP don’t seem to have much of a brain!

Think that the gays caused a problem with rain.

Racists and sexists, that’s all that they’ve got.

Think they’re so special, but really they’re not!

They’re so dim!

They suck up to Nigel and look up to him,

Though he can’t accept their chances are quite slim

Of ever holding power, yeah.

Yeah, run and hide!  No voting for the mad far right!

Nigel Farage is a bit of an ass!

Think it’s because he’s got a brain of glass.

Racists and sexists, that’s all that he’s got!

Says that he’s different, but really he’s not!

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