My cat’s a total weirdo; she’s such a unique cat.
Although, like all the others, she can be an utter scamp!
She used to fail at climbing things but now she has it mastered.
She climbs onto my wardrobe and she craps on it, the madam!
My cat’s so disobedient; she treats me like a sucker!
She steals my food when I turn round, the cheeky little monkey!
My cat plays fetch and buries stuff, she’s learnt to beg and sit.
She also chews my favourite shoes; the wayward little imp!
My life with cats is very strange; it’s something of a farce!
And mostly it’s because of her, that crazy, feline pal.