I want to be a poemer; I want to write dead good.
I’d love to find the perfect rhyme, like every poemer ought.
I’d write about important things, (the best stuff, not the worst).
But every time I pick one Brian Bilston got there first.
I want to be a poemer; how brilliant would that be?
I’m already great at scanning as I’m certain you can plainly see.
Real poemers are the coolest, which is why I’d love to try it.
I’d write a book of poemings but nobody would buy it.
I’d love to be a poemer, a versador, a bard
But, to be as frank as I know how, it’s just too bloody hard!