Days of the Week

Monday’s child must moan at work,

Tuesday’s child is such a jerk,

Wednesdays child makes pedants itch,

Thursday’s child’s a massive bitch,

Friday’s child is always drunk,

Saturday’s child is selling skunk,

But the child that is born on the Sabbath day

Plays crap heavy metal and calls people ‘Bae’.

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