My Broken Idioms

I’m really up in legs tonight,

I might just suck a fuse!

Some sockass broke my idioms;

The ones I often use!

I’d have a bone to peck with them

If I knew who it was!

But I’m still up the dark

And it’s a real pine because

It’s put a dumper on my plans,

A spanner in the words.

I’d planned on being in the ball,

In with the twirly birds.

My idioms are broken,

It’s really on the plink,

I‘ve nothing to call back on,

I’m struggling to think.

It’s like they stole my thinking bap

And left me low and wet.

I’ll have to draw the battle lions

When I find the chucking get!

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