We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Uncensored)

Having discussed the absolute barefaced cheek of these people demanding pudding with menaces with @ClareNewton on Twitter, I have added the inevitable final verses that show that karma can be a bitch.

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

Oh, bring us some figgy pudding;

Oh, bring us some figgy pudding;

Oh, bring us some figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

We won’t go until we get some;

We won’t go until we get some;

We won’t go until we get some, so bring some out here.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

That bear looks a little hungry;

That bear looks a little hungry;

That bear looks a little hungry and it’s heading right here.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

It’s sniffing its way towards us;

It’s sniffing its way towards us;

It’s sniffing its way towards us and it’s horribly near.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

We won’t live to see this Christmas;

We won’t live to see this Christmas;

We won’t live to see this Christmas as the bear is now here.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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